Also known as the Dark Lord, Prince of Darkness or Jon Snow, he’s our warden of the night shift. His secret passion is breeding capybaras, and when he’s not working, he loves to charm the ladies with his out-of-this-world dancing skills. Sometimes he plays the drums – at least that’s what we’ve heard from the city gossipers, but no one’s ever actually seen or heard it. A long time ago, Michał used to sport lovely dreadlocks, but he sold them on the black market, ‘cause he was involved in smuggling capybaras across the Polish-Ukrainian border, which is – without a doubt – an expensive foray.