Julia

Don’t speak to her until she’s had at least three cups of coffee. Her goal in life is to pet every puppy that crosses her path. Despite the fact that she’s only 5’4” tall, she likes to threaten people with violence and says “fight me” more than it’s truly necessary. She swears like a sailor and has been awarded the title of an honorary Aussie (although her impression of an Australian accent is truly horrible, MATE). She suffers from Resting Nice Face syndrome, so no one ever treats her anger seriously. Julia enjoys dancing on tables, carrot juice, and dogs; she also possesses the unfortunate ability to trip over everything.