Anastazja – Rank: General. Our most experienced in combat. She’s been with us since forever and we hope she will stay forever. She loves cats, and elephants. There is no task too difficult for her. We could work without Tomasz but loosing Anastazja would result in a catastrophy. She’s the only one here who knows how everything works. As for the rest of us, we have no idea what is going on. If you need an actual problem solved you need to talk to her. We can only help you forget about a problem, please call Anastazja if you’d like an actual solution ? you don’t need to worry about anything when she is around. Chill the f*** out, She got this.